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"Oh so you think murder is okay now? You support MURDER?"
Yes. Full stop. Ive spent my entire life watching school shootings happen, seen my country blow billions of dollars on unnecessary wars, and stood in the middle of peaceful protests that get mocked and ignored. I did everything right, and learned that whats "right" simply makes you easier to ignore by the people who hold power.
I grew up in the sweet and docile "Babysitters Club" era, and have watched the next generations cut their teeth on "Hunger Games" and all kinds of dystopian lit. What did you all think was going to happen, when you kept tightening the noose on kids who were reading about revolution between active shooter drills?
I dont like murder, nor do I think most people do. But my god, you cant desensitize a nation full of people and still expect them to mourn their oppressors.
#united healthcare#brian thompson#dystopia#gun violence#oligarchy#anti capitalism#peaceful protest#doesnt work#morality#luigi mangione
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#yes i realize they arent gay men#because theyre not human#but ‘being in love is all fun and games until you realize you wanna kiss another immortal being sometimes#doesnt work#good omens#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#good omens season 2#crowley#aziracrow#incorrect quotes#incorrect good omens quotes
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i know i dont draw price much but its not bc i dont like him i just cant figure out how to draw a beard IM SORRY
ive only recently begun to draw men so baby steps guys baby steps
#forgive me#id love to draw price#ive tried trust me#it just#doesnt work#call of duty#cod#call of duty modern warfare
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i cant get the gay tomodachi life mod working

#its not that its crashing it just#doesnt work#idk why i have the correct hshop rom and it's in the correct title folder in luma :[
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Why are therapists so dismissive
Like girl... I am trying to tell you how I feel. Why are you dismissing and downplaying everything I say 😭
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"the internet accent is crazy because people look at you funny if you say 'i am kissing you on the mouth'" the beauty of the internet accent is you can also say 'what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament' and 'genuinely what the fuck else am I supposed to conclude from this' and people will think you're hilarious
#you just have to consider whether a person who isnt chronically online would also find it funny. this is i believe two pronged:#1. if they were to take it at face value would it be violating a physical (or other) boundary? this is why 'i am kissing you on the mouth'#doesnt work#and 2. will they be able to get the gist of what you mean? this is why 'what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament' works#(because most people who have been to high school (at least in america because thats where i live) have read or know about the crucible)#but why 'martin scorcese director of my favorite movie goncharov' will be met with apathy or confusion
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is it just me angry at polycom for clogging up the rain world tag
And then having HUNDREDS of accounts so you can't block them all?
#rain world#I WANNA SEE GAY ROBOTS AND SLUGCATS#NOT NEWS UPDATES#IVE TRIED BLOCKINGTHE ALL#DOESNT WORK#IM SCREAMING
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my favorite activity on tumblr is looking at a posts reblogs, find a p funny one, try to open that persons blog, try to open that perosns blog, try to open that persons blog, try to open that persons blog, give up,look at a diff posts reblogs, find a p finny one, try to open th
#its me talking for once#inswear its impossible#and it changes every day#like wtf#i click on view post#then i try to click their pfp#doesnt work#try to click their pfp on the posts reblog list#doenst work#or their username#that doesnt work either#wtf am i meant to doo
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I'm trying to enable my top posts. But they don't show up...
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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
#id rather listen so someone pretentiously explain the meaning of a canvas painted blue#than the asshole who doesnt see any meaning behind it at all#artists are pretentious but their works have meaning to THEM and it's so important you at least attempt to see what they see
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bob sends this to their Thunderbolts gc and gets kicked out and yelena has to add him back
#who do yall think kicked him out#lowkey everyone has the potential to#maybe not bucky bc he doesnt know how to work the admin settings#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#bob reynolds#boblena#yelena x bob#yelena belova#bucky barnes#james bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#ava starr#the ghost#mcu#marvel#the new avengers#new avengers#john walker#us agent#alexei shostakov#red guardian#lewis pullman#florence pugh#david harbour#sebastian stan#hannah john kamen#wyatt russell#humor#mcu movies
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JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.
Barry: how old do you think Robin is?
Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12
Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league
Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman
Nightwing: that's ridiculous
Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!
Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now
Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one
Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds
Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now
Dick: WHAT
Dick: 30! IM 26
Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET
Barry: Hold on, wha-
*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*
Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!
Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!
Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!
Wally: Well, not anymore you're not
Hal: Can I come?
Dick: that's up to Batman
Hal:...
Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas
Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!
Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!
#batman comics#batman#justice league#JL learning about the batfam#batfam#dcu#dc universe#dc comics#nightwing#robin#wally west#barry allen#hal jordan#oliver queen#they find out nightwing was robin#oliver so clueless he doesnt know he works with his godson#nephew?#other term for a close familial adult figure but isnt actually related at all#and the extent of their relationship is being invited for christmas and telling embarrassing stories about your dad from their college days
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guy who has never seen the sun vs a nice sunny day
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#roonies doodles#i got a sunburn the other day so so does he#this is also dedicated to my little fuckass white cat#who every time summer rolls around sits in her run all day and subsequently gets a little sunburnt snout and little sunburnt ears#yes ive tried to give her sunscreen. no it doesnt work. she just cleans it off immediately
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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.
#text#like i KNOW it doesnt work but i still want to use it which is SO FRUSTRATING#bc i DONT want to use it. but its TEMPTING.
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what therapists dont understand about me is that i am fundamentally cursed
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